Well, for the last 6 months I've been growing limbs. And vital organs. And a brain stem. Oh, and a brain, duh.
How I arrived at this moment of gestation is somewhat of a mystery. I mean, dude! I know what we were doing at the time: chick-aw-yeah!! BABY! But... but... we're so careful. I mean, I've been doing it with the same guy for over 10 years and lemme tell ya: We are pretty-damn-good at not getting pregnant.
Yes. There. I said it. Pregnant.