Sunday, May 23, 2010

Eye of the beholder

Somebody at work yesterday said that uncircumcised penises look like aardvarks. Aardvarks! After I wiped off the yogurt that I had spit out all over my face, I asked her what she thought circumcised penises looked like. Her answer: ACORNS on a SAUSAGE.

Good gawd, I said. Leave the poor aardvarks alone.

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